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I went to the skatepark today to play my jams in front of my friends. When i finally got the nerve to whip it out, some annoying guy started talking as loud as he could, before i even started. I had no choice to listen, since he was pretty much circling around us. (Even while he was on the phone, like wtf gtfo). 

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My brother and his girlfriend are in the next room having coidus while i’m trying to work, and i can hear them and their bed squeaking. Fucking disgusting-gross. So i’m making retarded duck and pig sounds as loud as possible. lmfao. 

I’m gonna start doing that, to see if they catch on.

——edit——

I asked him if he heard pig sounds later that day.. He never did.. 

I’m so excited, i’m so fucking excited!

eeeeeeeeeekljfkdlaf

I’m like.. flooding with ideas.

songsongsongsongsong

I recall times where I’ve said, “I want more friends to talk to” - Then opened up a random Sim/RPG game to make virtual ones. Like.. today.

watchtheskytonight:

satan-official:

thearchangeltrickster:

bandannarama:

iamtonysexual:

biptch:

don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation 

hip rotation 

booty sensation 

ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ

*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*

*says a Latin incantation*

waits for lucifer with anticipation

your waiting is over my friends

ALL HAIL THE LORD SATAN

(Source: basedmadoka, via somuch-forthat)

Someone is there, but they don’t want to listen.